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IDKAYBICTD.
I'm Whitney and I like strolling in meadows of lollipops with Katy Perry and Snoop Dog. I'm a third year at Hogwarts. My boyfriend is Rob Dyrdek and we skydive on a daily basis. Unlike Ke$ha, I feel like P.Diddy all day long. I WILL marry James Newman. We'll have four babies and they'll grow up to be the sexiest people alive. I've been swimming with David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson. Ferris Bueller and I skip school, from time to time, and have a parade downtown. And I chill with Judd Nelson in the library on Saturday mornings. My hair is perfect, 24/7. I'm a bitch and you might not like me. If I weren't me, I'd want to be. Live fast, die quick, live the dream. My life is #mostdope. DFTBA.
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